Signature panic

When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl

- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?

- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!

Or:

- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!

by guy_interruptd December 17, 2009

Cruiser Panic Inducer

The annoying car on the road, that leaves you questioning if the car is really a police car. This results in an obsene amount of panic followed by relief after the victim realizes it is not a police car.

Joe: Aww Dude! Is that a cop car behind us?!
Mike: Oh Shit! (Hides his weed)
(Car passes)
Joe: Aww Damn Dude! Just another cruiser panic inducer!
Mike: Say Joe, didn't you have a half eaten peach in the back?
Joe: Yeah go ahead and throw and throw it at him.

by Imacowboy October 18, 2009

Snow Panicker

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.

Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.

by Kalisiin January 9, 2011

white trash panini

Any variation of a grilled cheese sandwich.

If you want something hot for dinner we'll have to split a white trash panini, cuz we only have 2 pieces of bread and yellow american cheese.

by meatul8r December 19, 2008

Pulling a panik

1. To screw something up really badly.
2. To empty your prostate more than 3 times a day.

1. "Man, I really pulled a panik by rebooting before quiescing the filesystem."
2. "I've been pulling a panik every day this week and now it's all callused."

by mindflayer August 1, 2008

Panicking at the Disco

To dance like your a crazy person to a Panic at the Disco song, or something with a connection to them.

Lowie: Which song on A Fever... can you dance to? like your on some whacked out ecstacy tablet

Ryan:Camisado

Jon: Yeah, i'd say Camisado

See, i think if you danced as lowie described, that would be Panicking at the Disco.

by Larnaa April 26, 2008

panic boner

Panic Boner is when you get so scared you get a huge boner

Chris Hawrdwick loves panic boners.

by babylove22 March 29, 2015