pasketti

Pasketti is the word children use for spaghetti up until the age of 4. Some adults will also use this word as they are assholes..

Adult 1: We're having pasketti tonight..
Adult 2: It's called spaghetti you useless human being..!

by Spaghettiwarrior January 11, 2017

pake

the ingenious mixture between pie and cake. cake baked in a cookie crumb pie crust then frosted.

she baked him a scrumptious pake for his birthday

by gracecar June 29, 2005

Painter's Palette

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.

Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?

by rock_lobster January 27, 2010

San Antonio Mustard Packet

When a female takes a bite out of a male's colostomy bag when it is full and lets it pour into her mouth.

He asked me if I wanted to know what a San Antonio Mustard Packet is, and then he ruined my good apron!

by Dan and co. April 3, 2009

packet kiddies

1) Lamers
2) Abusive people
3) The people with 3 inch penises
4) dizee
5) dizee's crap mother.

dizee's mother unfortunately does not know how to raise children, and therefore, has spawned this sad little thing.

by DALnetSupporter February 22, 2003

Pakey

extraordinary imitator

That Pakey can just mirror anything around him

by Brian Mcpake February 21, 2004

paklet

a miniature or tiny/young individual of pakistani descent, often confused with indians, muslims, and most of the general population in the middle east. Grow to become larger pakis who answer most of your technical support phonelines.

"My paklet child will not attend university, he will become an entrepreneur in innovative tech support. If only he could master the English language."

by italbigmouth July 24, 2010