Japanese Paddle

Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.
Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.
by Brian’s Dad February 22, 2022
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ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch
You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.
by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023
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Om Paddle

A man whose family comes from Gujarat and is very direct with his words and advice, but it all comes from a place of love no matter how insulting it may sound. Om Paddle, as a Gujarat, is extremely cost-efficient with his funds, making sure no bit of currency is wasted. A very dedicated man who will pursue his goals without letting anything get in his way or distract him. Paddle is also very good at playing mobile games and loves the homies' meats.
Person 1: Have you seen Om Paddle?
Person 2: Yeah, he was negotiating with a sales rep over the last dollars of a down payment for his car.
by FlashedMoth June 05, 2025
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paddle pilot

A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle
"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"
by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017
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All alone with no paddle

When your basically fucked
Like your stuck somewhere with no way of getting out; hence, the boat with no paddle.
Person 1: Yo b where you at? Shit started an hour ago.
Person 2: shitt nigga… swear to God im all alone with no paddle.
by Nollie August 22, 2022
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piddy-paddling

the act of being indecisive even though you act like you want one thing but choose the other
Josh: Stop piddy-paddling! you act like you love me but you still dont make our relationship official!
by LoserPopculture February 10, 2021
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Meat paddles

by gregmeat July 20, 2022
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