Presbian

Presbian, the act of pretending to be a lesbian usually with your best friend(s) or for attention.

Chelsea and Kitten are total presbians, they're always all over each other, touching butts for attention.

by K-White Mage July 23, 2014

preschool dropout

Somebody so unbelievably dumb you swear that they must have dropped out of preschool.

5th Grader In 2010: "Justin Bieber's audience are all preschool dropouts! LOL!"

by E hates Q September 22, 2018

Catch Present

A present given from wife to husband at the birth of their child. It reciprocates the Push Present given from husband to wife. Named for husband's job to catch the baby on delivery. Gift should be double value in event of female child.

Wow, my friend just got a new car as a Catch Present from his wife. They had a daughter!

by Male push present January 2, 2012

phresh

cool, fresh

My avatar is phresh

by juggalo April 15, 2003

preschooler

People who are really short and/or go to preschool. Such as midgets or simply 4-yr-olds.

Kev: Whoa! Jamie is such a preschooler!
Al: Yeah, I know!
Both: *laughs*

by Al_the_destroyer May 29, 2010

I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.

*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008

presbyterians

An anagram of "Britney Spears"

Are you going to the Presbyterians concert?

by caged gyrating bimbo February 1, 2005