Pressert

When a girl gives a blow job and swallows, before eating dinner

Becky made a great sammich for Derek's lunch, so he rewarded her with a pressert that night.

by JMoney05 July 8, 2011

but presses

squeezing ur buttox muscles really TIGHT and then let go, then really TIIGGHT, ahh then let go

'i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go''i like to squeeze it 'TIIIGHHT' ahh then let go, then i liek to squeeze it real TIIIGHHHT, and then let go'

by cereal_killer September 11, 2003

Stop the presses

What one can say when a top of the line woman walks by, as you are taken aback by ones beauty.

Guys, is that Chanyne? Stop the presses.

by manfuel254 March 24, 2013

Presser

The description of a thing or process to make it seem far more complicated than it actually is.

While turning the disengaging device, pull the entire assembly toward you with a vigorous motion simultaneously moving your body out of the way. And thats how you open a door. Said Presser.

by Her-Man October 17, 2008

pressedent

Refers to how a certain group of people have been pushing buttons or ironing clothes for a long time.

They say dat da floor-number pushbuttons in public elevators are typically even more septic than da surfaces of public toilet-seats, so you may not wanna follow da pressedent of just mindlessly jabbing said back-lighted discs wif your bare fingertips --- use your elbow instead. Da irrational and paranoid OCD-sufferer Howard Hughes would be nodding his head here... too bad dat those little pump-bottles of hand-sanitizer dat we see everywhere today weren't so abundantly-available back then, or da germophobic billionaire might not have been in such a microbe-fearing tizzy all da time.

by QuacksO March 30, 2020

pressen

german!

refers to finishing an exercise, project, term paper or similar under extreme (time) pressure.

under these circumstances, 'pressen' especially refers to writing/doing something without sufficient thinking, so the results might be sub-optimal.

'PRESSen' is related to 'PRESSure'.

A: "Alter, du hast nur noch zweit Tage bis zum Abgabetermin!"

B: "Was soll's? Ich muss das jetzt pressen!"

by Der Radierer December 15, 2011

Prissed-up

Verb. When you're drunk on being stuck up, a goody-two-shoes, self-centered, and all-knowing.

Oh mate, he was totally prissed-up on being a know-it-all.

by And. July 24, 2018