Katie Porter

To kick someone’s butt in a verbal sparring match, like the Congresswoman of the same name

Wow, Anthony Fauci just Katie Portered that slimy Rand Paul.

by KeenanRocks May 12, 2021

Wyatt Porter Nicks

Big and Sexy, and might just start on varsity.

That dude is a wyatt porter nicks. Oh, he starts on varisty? HE IS A WYATT PORTER NICKS!!!

by Educated Coleslaw March 06, 2023

ben porter

best epic person

ben porter is simply to good

by pp mans epic February 28, 2021

Ben Porter

A person who loves food...almost to the point where people all over the world are affected from starvation.
Someone come arrest this man and confiscate his ice cream

Claims to be 90 kg when irl he is unscalable

"he reminds me of a Ben Porter, simply unfathomable!"

by John Gibbles March 01, 2024

porter pot

Marijuana that’s not good or crappy

I don’t want the crap that Kyle gets. Stuff is porter pot

by Gloco June 21, 2019

Portered

To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.

"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."

by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023

Portered

Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then having a homeless man mug you for everything except a shitty android.

I can’t go to the bar-hopping for a few weeks. I got Portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025