by Jack Taylerson February 23, 2008
Get the Phooo mug.The name of a very very bad player on the St. Louis Cardinals. He is so bad that he is literally despised by all of the people who hate the Cardinals. In case you don't understand this yet...its Pujols but think about how it sounds...exactly.
Brewer Fan #1: Man this has been a great game so far we are totally crushing the Cardinals.
Brewer Fan #2: Oh man, dude look, Pooholes is up to bat next.
Brewer Fan #1: Man he is such a dick.
Brewer Fan #2: Oh man, dude look, Pooholes is up to bat next.
Brewer Fan #1: Man he is such a dick.
by Jokesterpants July 9, 2009
Get the Pooholes mug.a gay minister that lives in hawaii and rapes people in the confessional. Then he takes them to the bathroom and takes huge ol' dump on their face.
Hence the name Laka-Laka Pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- crap
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not God or angels
dong- penis
Hence the name Laka-Laka Pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- crap
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not God or angels
dong- penis
Bob Shlougashlong Weisenhower is a well known Laka-Laka Pooholydong in Oahu, Hawaii
so watch out church go-ers
so watch out church go-ers
by Juan Martinez September 7, 2007
Get the Laka-Laka Pooholydong mug.by NBK May 13, 2005
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