by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019
Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…
Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….
by Eric Spano May 10, 2023
Hey Jill, would you like to go to the house and try Planting A Rose together after we eat at Chipotle?
by HeyZeus97 December 02, 2019
A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
by Allie Burper August 10, 2017
The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021
A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.
Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."
Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"
Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."
Dustin: "Awesome, man."
Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"
Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."
Dustin: "Awesome, man."
by Easy Rider 1 March 28, 2007
vegan: omg people who eat meat are animal abusers!
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...
by imjoking December 10, 2018