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Pennsylvania White Boy Sandwich

Seltzer’s Sweet Lebanon Bologna, White or Yellow American cheese, Hellmann’s Mayo, and Middleswarth BBQ chips sandwiched between Martin’s Potato bread or Rolls. This is delicious, and you’ll only ever see a PA white boy eat it!
I’m hungry for lunch, whattaya say about a Pennsylvania White Boy Sandwich?
by CDUB@TheCoast September 12, 2019
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Penny Dead Cert

When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner
The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert
by IghaloMoney May 19, 2020
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penner

Penner aka Sgt. Penner aka Sgt. Savage, a gun fantical german/russian, that likes his potato vodka. To be found around the area of Crofton, BC.
Penner talks about guns all day.
by DrunkIntellectual November 8, 2007
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Pennsylvania hot pocket

The act of finding a dead deer on the side of the road cutting out its ass then bringing it home to microwave it and preform sexual acts to it
Greg was lonely last night so he got himself a pennsylvania hot pocket
by getting it done December 9, 2013
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Middletown, Pennsylvania

A small town in Pennsylvania, where no one likes the mayor. The place to be is J&Js. Yuck yuck is a local legend. All the girls have bleach blonde hair thats been died five times or more and wear too much eyeliner. Whenever anyone calls 911 theres four cop cars, two ambulances and a swat team. You know that "West is the Best, East is the Least, and Central has Potential." . Your parents sign papers that allow the school to give you drugs so you don't get cancer if TMI burns down. People take the day off school for opening day of hershey park. Cona Cabana is the place for ice cream. Everyone knows everyone.
OMG! did you hear about that girl from Middletown, Pennsylvania?
by FridaLivery October 11, 2008
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penny pic

A picture which includes yourself holding a penny up in it to prove that you actually took the picture and didn't just gank it off Google or Ebay or whatnot. Often used in the street racing community to justify unbelievable claims about car specifications.
There's no way he drives a Miata with a 350 Chevy engine, I need to see a penny pic.
by virusx April 11, 2005
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Pennsylvania Tow Truck

An alternative method for delivering a baby. When the woman enters into labor the man must engage in sexual intercourse until the baby attaches to the penis, most likely via the mouth, as in a trailer hitch. The baby must then be pulled from the uterus and vagina from the thrusting of the coitus.
DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors
There's Carol and Bob, must not be able to afford the doctor as they hired a Pennsylvania Tow truck. That's their 7th child.
by LoveSpen August 3, 2011
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