Pecker-Wood

A bigoted term for an individual of European descent.

"Goddamn Pecker-Woods..."

by Auaine November 26, 2003

pecker poncho

An elastic condom so gnarly, only persons named Steve can use them.

Steve 1: One time, I heard a guy named Earl tried to use a pecker poncho! lmao!

Steve 2: I know! I was the one who took him to the hospital!

*Fist bump*

by YOURSTRULY August 16, 2012

pecker brothers

Two or more friends who fucked the same woman

Me and Joe are pecker brothers with your mother

by D's Nuts July 28, 2007

pecker smack

The action of a male using his genitals to smack a (fe)male in the face, also called a "mushroom stamp"

"So, what did you guys do when you got home?"
"Oh, not a whole lot, she was randy so I gave her a pecker smack."

by capilla27 January 19, 2009

pecker lecker

A penis head. A dick head. One whose penis head is actually located on..his head.

I was driving down the street when some pecker lecker flipped me the bird!

by Jackalman December 5, 2007

pecker squeal

Squeaking noise made during male masturbation when air gets trapped beneath the foreskin and the grip is too tight (forcing the noise to occur).

I could swear I could hear the sound like a pecker squeal when I walked past John's room!

by A-ROD January 13, 2005

pecker pounders

The masculin hands used to beat a dick like it owes you money.Also known quite simply as, hands. These may be the most useful tools that the human body is equipped with.

dammit, i got my little pecker pounders stuck in the vending machine at the laundery mat again!

man, your pecker pounders are lookin a lil dry.. you want some moisturizer?

by scuddzy August 14, 2009