Patrick

A guy who likes a girl called Evelyn

Friend:Did you know that Patrick likes Evelyn

Patrick by Nigropoop November 17, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a very stupid and dumb boy. He is always trying to brag about things he's "good" at. He tries really hard in everything and always tries to be the "best." He makes fun of other people a lot and thinks that faster is better.

Boy 1: Look at that dumbass over there
Boy 2: who? patrick?

Patrick by Cooldud321 November 26, 2019

Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

Patrick by Eric shon March 24, 2020

Patrick

Someone who won’t stop going on about how they’re Irish

Patrick: I’m Irish.
Everyone: No one cares.

Patrick by MC2T October 14, 2020

patrick

insanely fucking gay man. may swear he is not gay but he is

person: "hey patrick you are a fucking faggot 😺"

patrick by faglover420 July 10, 2021

Patrick

Patrick is a sexy and fit alpha male man likes anyone with the name "mia". He thinks he is tall when in reality he barely scrapes the 5ft margin. He is very friendly and likes to play games. He is a pro e-sports athlete and always fails no nut november. He currently goes out with Orla quin and sends pictures of her tits to everyone. He is also built dif.

Patrick Smith is fat

Patrick by Eamonn fatphobic cunt November 9, 2021

Patrick

A silly Billy with a small willy

Stop being a Patrick

Patrick by Jinx lol November 16, 2021