Ambush Paddington

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.

"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"

by mort March 21, 2005

Panda Crotch

n. A severe tan line in the nether region resulting from tanning with a bikini or undergarment. The contrast of dark skin to the lighter crotch area is comparable to the black and white areas of a panda.

n./ adj. name for someone who is black on the outside but white between the legs

"Don't tan with undeez ohr u might getta panda crotch"

"Stop being such a panda crotch"

by laVidaloca March 8, 2009

Panda

The coolest animal ever!!! Has really cool looks, eats bamboo, and likes to play with people (even though it's so big it often causes harm to frail human bodies).

-I have to sell my liver so I can go see the Panda in the zoo!!!
-I already sold mine!!!

by The Jon S May 31, 2006

Pancis

Is a jewish man who is offended by the common slang word "Jew". If used repeatably he will become outraged. He also will most likely drive a Saab...

Person 1: "Say jew one more time in my Saab"...
Person 2: "Stop being a Pancis"

Tight leather Pancis...

by Centennial A April 6, 2010

Padina

1. Mint, An aromatic plant native to temperate regions of the Older World, several which are used as culinary herbs. Persian

2. A kind of brown-colored seaweed which can be found in rocks and have a jelly form. Sience

3. A name Persian

example 1. "Hey, don't forget to pick up some Padina from the supermarket.

example 2. The teacher thoughtfully explained the location of the Padina.

example 3. "Padina, clean your room"

by uhmjustme October 22, 2015

crafty panda

a loud and blonde girl who is also nuts as fuck.

I met a sorority girl who seemed nice, but she was actually a crafty panda

by babybbbb963 July 25, 2011

tranz panda

Tranz Panda is a very important creature to this world it is not a he or a she it’s gender is Tranz Panda! Yes it’s a tranny! But a Tranz Panda was once a woman but disided to become something else somthing greater! Tranz Panda is the greatest thing to live!

“Look at that new kid in class there very special because it’s Tranz Panda”

“Don’t get mad at the Tranz Panda, Tranz Panda is just only Cunffuzled”

Steve: “That Girl is amazing”
Sydney: “It’s because it’s not a she”
Steve: “wait what”
Sydney: “Thats Tranz Panda”
Steve: “I love Tranz Panda even more”

by Tranz Panda M. May 22, 2018