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pocket pinball

masturbating through your pockets, usually when someone is bored, or there is a sexy lady sitting across from you at a business meeting.
Employee: it seems like the new guy always keeps his hands in his pockets. What's up with that?

Boss: He has a habit of playing pocket pinball
by FerrariDude December 19, 2010
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Patball

A game where you throw a tennis ball so that it bounces and then hits the wall, then the next player has to do the same.
The ball is allowed to bounce once after it hits the wall, failure to hit the ball results in the player who missed it to go out. Boundries exist, height and width.
When the ball hits exactly between the floor and the wall it is called 'Mids' and a rethrow is taken.
When someone gets in the way of you hitting the ball 'Obbs' is called and a rethrow takes place.
The one who serves the ball, is allowed one fault/bad serve.

This game was created in 1999 by KFX of Gunnersbury Catholic School when Gibbon banned hard footballs in the playground and allowed only sponge balls -costing 5 pounds - though worth less than 20p. Patball grew in popularity until it was banned in 2000, though this ban was ignored by the pupils, and even today with the original creators having left the school the sport is still thriving.
The definition of patball is pretty self explanatory.
Though in latter years a bouncy ball instead of a tennis ball was sometimes used.
by xXx. May 3, 2006
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paintballing

the act of performing a paintball trigger maneuver while fingering a female patron
Nick is paintballing a random chick after she sucks his finger.
by PC y E August 5, 2008
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Pinball Wizard

A person who goes out partying and hits on people successfully. However, they quickly move on to someone else despite having success with the initial person. Therefore mimicking a pinball, bouncing from person to person. Furthermore, this person is not highly regarded because in the process of bouncing they mess up everyone else's game.
"dude, just pick one chick and stick to her. Your bouncing around like a pinball wizard".
by Gipsanders and vogel June 18, 2011
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Paintable

When a girl's ass looks so damn good that it is referred to as a work of art
"You see that Paintable Ass nigga"

"I'll go all Da Vinci on that"
by Pair of Bosses November 2, 2013
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Pinball Wizard

A depraved sex act involving two individuals, for the sake of explanation we'll say a man and a woman, performing anal sex. The man begins to slowly withdraw from the woman's anus and then quickly rams his member back inside, this is followed by swift and aggressive punches to the woman's sides. The entire affair mimics the act of playing pinball.
Sorry bro, I totally just topped your high score in pinball wizard, last night with your mom. 25 times leaves a couple bruises.
by B-town Silver Baller February 22, 2010
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Paintballer

A Massive Wanker who does not understand basic tactical ideoligies, and uses his C02 Powered tube like its a flamethrower.
Daedalus: Hey look, that guys shit at airsoft!

Jai: No he's just a paintballer
by Udderberry1 April 7, 2012
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