functional strength

Girls that claim they go to the gym because they do Pilates classes and spin. Great for cardio but unable to lift their own body weight. Most girls lack. Will likely get them killed if they encounter a natural disaster. No way of holding on to something, or pulling themselves to safety. Likely to get a man with good functional strength killed by trying to aid the damsel in distress.

I broke my back trying to save that bird from the Tsunami! I thought she said she went to the gym 5 days a week! She’s got no functional strength!

by Uncle-ted April 21, 2018

Strength

“Strength” is a term used when facing emotional or spiritual challenges, one may even call upon their spiritual father in these times.

“Lord, please give me strength in my times of need.”

by Miahsyioun January 27, 2025

Strength

a person or thing perceived as a source of mental or emotional support.

"he was my closest friend, my strength and shield"

by anonymous October 10, 2021

spiritual strength

tate sanders

i have the most spiritual strength, like tate sanders

by ppnibba February 8, 2021

Utility strength

Someone who is big but cant lift for shit in the gym , commonly used to make said person feel better about them self.

I know you lift more than me but I have more utility strength!

by Gymrat406 March 5, 2021

Dad strength

Young bucks could never

Dad strength taking on the world one arm wrestle at a time

by JayC. December 6, 2023

Smack Strength

substance thats really strong

this coffee's smack strength

by Mcvicar October 15, 2009