i'm your face

laughable expression by malaysian punks who tried to pick my pocket and got caught.
i'm sure they meant "i'm in your face"
my boots were the only thing in their face.
world traveler: wow isnt kuala lumpur nice.
idiots: I'M YOUR FACE! GIVE THE MONEY!
world traveler: (kicks their asses)
by paytoilet February 26, 2010
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Egg on your face

Meaning - To be embarrassed.
Origin - Yellow egg shows up vividly well on your face if you don't wipe your mouth after eating, and, unless you're really thick-skinned, that's embarrassing.
Stan had egg on his face after saying he could easily do fifty push-ups, and then giving up after doing just twenty.

Make sure you have your story straight - go public without the facts and you will have egg on your face.
by koravar July 20, 2010
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Iron your face

The perfect time for someone to iron thier face is the morning after excessive alcohol comsumption, when one isn't usually at thier best in the looks department.
Steve:"Did you see Jackie after that party last night"

Mike: "Yeah, she had a few too many, she's looked better."

Steve: "You damn right, she needs to iron her face!"
by Richard.C March 11, 2005
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Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop being so dramatic and calm down. It’s not that serious!
Ronnie: My girl broke up wit me and i don't know what to do?!??!

L: Fool!!!!!!!!!!Wash Your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by King Jaffe Jo May 24, 2010
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Break Your Face

What a person does to another in a fight.

Whooping the shit out of somebody.

Destroying someone.
Haha, did you see that? I broke his face and he went to the hospital.

Don't make me break your face in.
by B-raderton August 12, 2007
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sex0r your face

Janet: "Hey jane, what did you do last night?"
Jane: "Well, I was walking through the kitchen when bob jumped out and sex0red my face!"
Janet: "Oh my god!.......0WNED!"
by Gxp September 06, 2003
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at ease your face

A way of telling somebody to shut up, and to stop running their pie hole.
At ease your face already, you have been going on and on about pointless shit and I just don't care.
by reeferdave January 16, 2011
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