When in the office bathroom, feel flatulence coming on, hold back on it and wait for someone to leave said bathroom. Once they open the door to leave, let 'er rip. Anyone within earshot of the bathroom door will think person exiting was somehow involved.
Mort: Hey Saul.
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!
Saul: Yes Mort.
Mort: Boy did I do some office blasting yesterday.
Saul. Oye vey. Who'd you get?
Mort: Some schmuck from accounting.
Saul: Very good Mort.
Mort: Thanks. Smelt like a week old gefilte fish too.
Saul: Word!
by aceclemente21 August 20, 2012
Get the Office Blastingmug. Enlisted Cadet: has 5 ribbons and is on a drill team and goes to every event
Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*
Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*
by Modere April 28, 2021
Get the jrotc officermug. Verb-
To take any malfunctioning equipment or object to a desolate location with a small group of coworkers or friends and proceed to destroy it using any means.
To take any malfunctioning equipment or object to a desolate location with a small group of coworkers or friends and proceed to destroy it using any means.
by Plum Diddy May 16, 2013
Get the Office Spacingmug. The worker that has everyone fooled, the fraud of the workstaff, appearing to be very hard worker when in fact doesn't really do anything
Dana : Tom was working so late last night, he send me a work email at 11:30pm.
Murphy: Dana, you're so naive, Tom's the office placebo ... he sent that from that club while dancing with the ladies.
Murphy: Dana, you're so naive, Tom's the office placebo ... he sent that from that club while dancing with the ladies.
by LastGreatNobody March 28, 2009
Get the Office Placebomug. that one guy in the office that you can never actually catch beating off, but you know he's doing it in the cubicle next to you.
by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017
Get the office freakmug. Officer O'Neill is someone who pretends to be a cop for most of the night in 'The Groove', AKA da'club, answering all sorts of officer questions and at the end of the night tells you he just works at Verizon.
by KJOYR April 10, 2015
Get the Officer O'Neillmug. A term given to middle managers who are able to suddenly appear behind employees who are slacking. They make no sound and are undetectable until it is too late and they have seen you are on Facebook.
Employee1: Did you see Lost last night?
Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.
Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--
Manager: What are you two doing?
Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?
Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.
Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?
Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.
Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--
Manager: What are you two doing?
Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?
Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.
Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?
by eleventy May 18, 2009
Get the Office Ninjamug.