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no offence

Said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.
Your a dickhead, no offence
by ChopStiR January 21, 2011
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oofers

A random word to say in akward silences somtimes used to express shockness.
Person:hello
cool Person:honk
Person:excuse me
cool person:oofers
person:wtf?
cool Person:ur mum
by Chaz the beast June 11, 2006
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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

A game that doesn't require any skills to be good at, all you need is a good inventory. You should have one of your several Karambit knives equipped at all times and inspect it in game whenever possible to ensure that anybody who is spectating you is aware that you are aware you're being watched and you are absolutely showing off that extremely pricey knife you own.

Your stats are irrelevant when playing this game, most people aren't even aware that the 'Tab' key actually has a function in game. It doesn't matter if you don't know what 'eco' means. Fu­ck team work. You have a 'BOOM' AWP in your inventory, as long as you have $4750 cash in game you're buying an AWP.

While playing, it's recommended that you mock anyone who decided to give their Nova the 'Walnut' skin. Same goes for people who give their FAMAS the 'Doomkitty' skin. You will only equip 'StatTrak' weapons and the first thing you do when you acquire one is go on an idle server and get several hundred kills on AFK players in order to pad the stats so you don't look like a total n00b.

You now have all the knowledge required to start playing CS:GO. Go forth and procure many skins of great value.
Yo bro, check out my new StatTrak Karambit Slaughter that I unboxed on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It only took me 978 keys!
by JuannyBravo September 19, 2014
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Oofer gang

What sexually aware 11 year old boys say to show their sexuality support group.
Clara:hey how’s life?
Dan:Oofer gang
by Thomasrlccps May 16, 2018
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puckable offense

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
by CM$ney May 11, 2009
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Oofer Gang

A gang of people ( two or more) that say oof a lot. They are usually aggresive people that will threaten you if you hurt their feelings. They stick together and fight in teams and if you hurt one you will die.
“Did you see the oofer gang fight earlier? It was with the two Oofers and one dude that broke up with one of them.”

“Nah bruh But them oofer gangs go hard. I kinda feel bad for the dude.”
by #1jawline February 5, 2019
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wildcat offense

Spitting game to women. Specifically reading their next move like it is the defensive end, which is the typical read of the wildcat offense.
Chris was really running his wildcat offense to perfection last night. He got 3 numbers and a blowjob. I think he is better than anyone at running the wildcat offense. He is so money!
by The Panarelli Pipe January 18, 2011
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