Obvi

Short for obviously, used by people with tremendous swag.

Swag.

I have swag, obvi.

by NoneyaBizness May 4, 2011

obvs

obvs is short for obviously. When people use a shortened version of a word they would write an s instead of y or ly.

Mum:Did you get the chips, Alex?
Alex:obvs mum Shah not

by PelexBoss July 6, 2015

You Obviously Love Oreos

The TRUE meaning of Yolo

Random Dude 1: YOLO!!!! *about to jump off roof*
Random Dude 2: You Obviously Love Oreos!!!! *gives the guy a pack of Oreos*
Random Dude 1: WTF???

by Eminemdude297 November 4, 2014

Captain Obvious

Someone who states the obvious. If you are a sarcastic asshole, it is considered common courtesy to thank such an individual for their obvious statement.

Captain Obvious: whoa, dude... The world is round.

Sarcastic Asshole: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

by KewlDood123 April 27, 2010

Obvous

A person who takes everything literally and has no humour.

guy1: "i wanna get freaky with you"
guy2: "No you don't, you're just quoting a song"
guy1: "nice one captain obvous"

by Munketh February 1, 2010

Obviosaurus

You know, that dumbass everyone gets to be when they've smoked too damn much. They can usually be detected by a: "Dude, I'm pretty high right now."

Commandment 3: Thou Shalt Not Be An Obviosaurus.

by BeAverHed May 29, 2005

Obvi

A term used by cool people, towards any kind of people. Short for obviously. Anyone who says obvi, is a trend setter and super awesome.

Rachel is so cool, obvi.

Laura wishes she was as cool as Rachel, obvi.

by rachypachybooty08 April 29, 2011