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nublet

The pre-maturation status of a nub or the offspring of two nubs.
by ilandino April 19, 2003
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Nuclear Turtle

When your bowel movement results in a mushroom cloud of stench arising in the immediate vicinity. Then you observe below you in the toilet bowl the illegitimate spawn of some sort of amphibians from the bikini atoll test site. Most of the time a nuclear turtle is of a green color in some or all of its outer coating, although a black and brown variety has been reported.
My sh*t just hit critical mass, nuclear turtle imminent!
by TurtleBomber October 1, 2010
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nuclear ass detonation

a gigantic ass explosion (which see). Not just explosive but NUCLEAR. Chars the ass releasing it, resulting in painful dumps for days following. Usually the result of alcohol and some type of spicy food. The fumes blind anyone within the confines of the restroom.
"Dude, i had beer and taco bell last night....shit...this morning i had a nuclear ass detonation"
by Guiness Meister September 6, 2008
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Nupie Fling

A startling comeuppance inflicted on one or more intrepid and over-confident foes involving far-fetched martial techniques culminating in ippon.
Noelle, seeing that her instructor was trying to embarrass her by putting her in a highly tense and nearly impossible-to-win situation decided to knee her opponent repeatedly in the groin and finish him with a infuriated soul's last recourse: a Nupie Fling
by Stephe Watson April 26, 2004
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kick up the nuclear 5

To move into high gear. In referrence to the five nuclear warheads that were "unaccounted for" by the U.S. Airforce during a three-hour period on Aug. 30, 2007. A derrivative of the phrase "kick it into high gear."
"Let's kick up the nuclear 5 and peace out of here."
by Josie Perez-Martinez June 2, 2008
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nublette

Synonym to nub, only much l33ter.
You are a stupid nublette!
by Theodorus February 11, 2004
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Nuclear Dutch Oven

Trapping gas between the sheets by excessive farting and not allowing the gas to escape causing fainting on the part of your partner.
Oh man, will you stop farting! It's like a nuclear dutch oven in here!
by Choicelink May 13, 2010
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