NUB

1) Notably Ugly Baby
2) the annual National Ugly Baby Contest

James: holy shit, my kid is such a nub

Fumi: dude, my kid won the NUB contest.

by Chinito Gonzalez April 11, 2008

nub

A complete and utter newb, with no comprehension at all of the matter at hand, often used in IRC/asl, and the ever present Counter-Stike

New counterstrike player: Haha, my full auto silenced colt killed you!1! Im so l33t.

Pro Player: GG l4m3r nub.

by Urban Dictionary October 29, 2002

nub nub candy

On the Battlefield 2 Scene refering to a friendly claymore/mine when a nub runs over it

nub: WTF *insta-punish*
you: OMFG WTF did you go for the nub nub candy?

by Dodoextinct May 23, 2006

nub

a term that idiots use instead of noob

Man, i have been online for such a long time that i dont know what life is. I have to shorten a four letter word so i dont get killed, on my videogame. beep beep beep.
dumbass

by awesome January 31, 2004

nub

Word which rates (towards) number ONE on my top six hundred list of retarded alternatively-spelled words.

'Newbie' Dumbed down for morons who can't handle more than one syllable.

by IkeM October 20, 2003

nub

a nub is referring to a really short penis and/or other body parts

Max's nickname is nub because his penis is so short!

by Mitch8888 April 25, 2006

nub

nub = noob,
but if you call someone a noob, you are a noob,
so the pwnful people say "nub"

Amberb4: OMG YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME AS THE JONAS BROTHERS! ARE YOU COUSINS?
SammieJonas: No, I'm married to joe.
Amberb4: OMG NOW I WISH I WAS YOU!!
SammieJonas: You're a nub.

~grab.com

by Samanthaa* August 3, 2008