When you work night shifts and your brain stops working. You may appear intoxicated and have difficulty driving home.
by djn-rock March 14, 2016
by Rusanova September 13, 2010
When someone has had one or two drinks, and they over exaggerate how drunk they actually are, often by saying things like "Wow, I'm just so drunk!", or "Sorry if I'm acting weird right now, I'm just really really drunk!".
"Sally has had two beers, and now she's going around telling everyone how drunk she is... She's such a fake drunk"
"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
"James just called me to say hello from his party. He's fake drunk. He kept apologizing to me for 'drunk calling', but he only had one beer."
by Mr. Schade September 22, 2013
A person who, when consuming alcoholic beverages, is given to highly aggressive and antisocial behavior. This can range from simple verbal intimidation to physical assault. Mean drunks tend to overreact to small slights, and threaten physical violence toward anyone they perceive as threatening them. The term also implies that the person may be entirely normal when not drunk, and that it is the alcohol which causes the aggressive behavior. Contrast with a "happy drunk," who becomes much more social and frindly under the influence of alcohol.
Mean drunks appear to be a minority of the drinking population, and due to their aggressive behavior are not often welcome at social gatherings for long. Since they behave irrationally and often attack with little provocation, the best tactic is to stay out of their way.
Mean drunks appear to be a minority of the drinking population, and due to their aggressive behavior are not often welcome at social gatherings for long. Since they behave irrationally and often attack with little provocation, the best tactic is to stay out of their way.
by The Creature April 01, 2006
Someone who is no longer drinking but is not happy with life. This person usually still has his/her alcoholic mindset but not the booze.
by Boozehound 69 August 26, 2008
a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them
Doug: "80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls."
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"
by SLUXC'12 December 14, 2010
When during drinking,you are tipsy or manageable and suddenly the alcohol hits you hard and you become very drunk and fall off the drunk cliff and become unmanageable
by MoMoRob March 24, 2010