noodles

two men rubbing limp dicks together

Watts and danny were playing noodles last night in their bedroom until it turned into a good ole fashion sword fight

by TearDrop February 7, 2004

Ramen Noodles

Poor people's food.

Hey Kenny, pass the Ramen.

by Jigga Boo July 9, 2003

Instant Noodles

The act of giving oral sex while inside a bathroom stall in between classes.

Dude i just got instant noodles from this bitch yesterday

by johng233 January 6, 2013

noodlesprucing

The culinary art of transforming instant noodles into fine dinners without too much work.
Can also apply to the improvement of other simple readily available foods. For example, a bland frozen pizza could be noddlespruced with some supplimentary oregano and olives.

Phrase first coined by Dr. Magnus Forrester-Barker.

"Magnus transformed his dinner from bland student fodder into an epic feast with some serious noodlesprucing."

by theboothatswho September 27, 2013

noodlesexual

A guy who gets with a girl who looks like a guy he knows.

Newel is a noodlesexual

by Lo9nytunes January 28, 2016

Noodles

A nickname for someone whose body reminds you of pasta. Leg day is apparently not a priority.

"Aye yo Noodles!" Denise yelled at Efren emphasizing his lack of calf muscle.

by Blackcat2020 July 8, 2017

Noodles

The only thing that makes you happy and is always there. There like a friend that will never leave your side and loves you to the end.

I love noodles

by Noodleswiferin October 9, 2018