nob milk

the white stuff that cums out your bell end

oi want some nob milk
why yes of curse i do yummy ;)

by david hanlabydisclob February 23, 2009

angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.

“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”

by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018

nob flake

some crummy bastard always gettin up in peoples grillz

ya sick nob flake

by ericcartman74 February 22, 2011

nob off

verb: to nob off - to get rid of; to exert something; to stop.

I'm going to nob off this book, i dont like it.

by Richard Saunders May 17, 2006

nob head

someone who had a peins stuck on thier forehead. therefore he/she has a willy on his head with balls attached and a ball sack. They are therfore known as a dick head which means dilusional and irational

a guy walks into a coffee shop and asks for a a golf club. man what a nob head

by Simon Taylor September 03, 2005

nob sponge

a vagina or a pussy that enjoided having sexual contact with.

man i had a nice nob sponge last nite

by branflakes December 19, 2006

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004