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Awkward Nightmare

A dream that does not illicit fear but an extremely uncomfortable feeling. Similar to that feeling of being in a crowded room of loud boisterous foreigners asking for directions and not knowing the language or able to find the exit.
(From my husband whom is not a pilot woke up and said...)
"I don't want to fly planes anymore, I've been flying them all day this is such an awkward nightmare" (...before falling back to sleep)
by Baldwinning September 27, 2012
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Nebraskan Nightmare

A sexual act in which (having taken a laxative and eaten lots of corn for lunch) one defecates in their partner's mouth.
Troy: "I heard you and Shirley hooked up last night."
Pierce: "Yeah, she's a freak. She gave me a Nebraskan Nightmare. Best lay in years."
by hectic_scone October 28, 2021
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Nightmare Trail

A nightmare trail is a mass of usually thick, dark, and over-exposed hair on a person's lower back which leads down their butt crack. A nightmare trail is similar to a happy trail except that it is not happy.
Did you see Shanon's nightmare trail at the beach last weekend?
by Lord Galloway December 10, 2011
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Worst Nightmare

Someone sent from the afterlife to destroy your group,club,secret cheerleader squad or possibly your organs. You go on your missions , raping, stealing, killing,lying etc. This person is the ultimate deciever and master of manipulation and is usually seen as handicapped , dumb, weak. But that is how it they want you to think about them.. They are very dangerous, but can sometimes decide to just destroy you instead of your entire gratto. They only thing you can do is wonder how they done this. Then you will hear a song getting louder. Wake up Dead by Megadeth .
Wiseman:1 I told you all not to provoke that one.He is your Worst Nightmare
Duck hurter: But he is the sister to Groot..I hate Groot .
WorstNightmare: Gee Whiz you are the sex offender who like kids? How's your wife or ex wife? How's your Job going? I like you buddy.I'm not too smart like you are.. don't forget your blood work.
by Mrs VAL June 15, 2022
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Liquid Nightmare

1: An excessively violent sexual dream or fantasy. Often very unpleasant.
2: An up and coming DJ
"Man, had a liquid nightmare last night, I dreamt I got mounted by a horse and pummelled until my anus bled."
by Bon-Bon9312 December 6, 2011
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pubic nightmare

Kevin was such a pubic nightmare, he used to braid his arm hair.
by Dravium December 9, 2007
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trumptopian nightmare

A mutation of the dystopian nightmare where society is devolving rapidly in a desperate and dangerous death spiral while hordes of soulless unkillable monsters roam the land reaping, raping, screeching and taking everything you have before feasting on your brains which are in short supply in this apocalyptic future world.
I had the craziest Trumptopian Nightmare last night where I was a mighty and regal bald eagle soaring high and proud above America until I was shot in the back and plunged into a murky swamp where I was devoured by alligators and a zombie turtle.
by The Wicked Cool Dude January 13, 2017
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