nearpod

the gayest mother fucking website in school

ugh nearpod fuck that

by ddds nuts March 24, 2022

Christmas a' near

This date in time marks any time in December that is nearing the day of Christmas, the 25th.

Hey, Lola. You know what time it is? It's Christmas a' near!

by Baby Lola December 21, 2020

Hot moms near you

A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.

Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"

by cup1d<3 January 8, 2022

dr. nefardio

the best youtuber on earth
haha yes
he has so many fard power he can fard entire world
he won the sussy game
he's pro at roblox

1: hi
2: hello
3: dr. nefardio is the best haha yes
4: yez!!!1!!! it has so many funny fard

by MasterTheBoi December 22, 2021

Nejat

Dat nigga

Huge ass balls

Nejat is dat nigga

by Dota2bestgame February 15, 2020

near nug

a term used to refer to marijuana that is better than mids but worse than kindbud

BOB: hey i got some near nug and a hooka wanna take a few pulls?
JANE: i love you

by JmZitty April 4, 2006

nearp

1. (n) An extremely good pianist whose talents are never fully recognized.

2. (v) To shock, surprise, or simply scare a stranger by uncontrollable laughter.

3. (n) The previously mentioned laughter, which is best described as uncontrollable, loud, and spreading over multiple octaves on a music scale.

That nearp just nearped those guys with his nasty nearp!

by Briman007 April 10, 2008