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narcissist 

Taken from the ancient Greek character who fell in love with his own reflection.

Somebody who is completely in love with himself/herself and most likely is intensely turned on by their relection. Somebody who is too vain and self-absorbed to notice other people.
I would not be the least bit surprised if Narcissus were from the United States; self-aborbed, self-important, jingoistic, bewildered at the thought that there are others in the world besides us... the U.S. seems to be the perfect breeding ground for narcissists.

Ann Coulter (to the mirror): Hello, beautiful. I'm so lucky to have you-! (kisses herself)

Bill O'Reilly (as he beats off at his reflection): God-! Gotta-have-that-!
narcissist by Lorelili February 16, 2009

facebook narcissist 

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.
Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.
facebook narcissist by DeterTX June 15, 2011

narcissistic 

Posting countless photos of ones own face and body on myspace and facebook in swimsuits, lingerie, and "sexy" attire in various "sexy" poses from "modeling photo shoots," hoping for multiple complimentary comments.
That rather unattractive girl in an ugly swimsuit with far too much makeup on is narcissistic.

techno-narcissist 

One who obsessively tweets, FB updates, blogs, posts video of himself all in the name of shameless self-promotion (generally without actually having a skill or talent to promote)
Mark can't stop publicizing the minutiae of his life- in the twelve status updates he posts daily, his twenty a day tweeting habit, his obsession with posting vids of himself on Youtube doing nothing.

"Mark had pizza for lunch today."

"Mark is on an escalator".

"Mark is in a parking lot." No one cares Mark. Stop being such a techno-narcissist.
techno-narcissist by Andri819 November 5, 2009

Narcissus 

that greek chap that gets off by looking at himself in mirrors
"that lad sure wanks a lot... you sure he isn't Narcissus?"
Narcissus by Deteros December 31, 2014

narcissistic 

One who believes the world revolves around them.
Charlie Sheen is the epitome of narcissistic behavior
narcissistic by cougar6969 July 17, 2011