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Nantucket Red

An essential part of the douchebag uniform.* Pair with it what you will - popped collar polo shirts or Dave Matthews Band t-shirts; Smathers & Branson belt or no belt at all; loafers, deck shoes, or flip flops; any baseball cap worn by a person over 17 -- it is the one constant, unifying thread, an unflagging sign of asshattery. Can also be referred to in an homage to a bard whose name is long forgotten as "dick-suck-it reds."

* Note: Like the Jeep Cherokee, it is acceptable for women and adolescents to own nantucket reds; it is only a sign of douchebaggery in adult males. However, even women and children should only wear them after careful consideration.
Hitler: Let's have the Waffen SS wear Nantucket red pants for their uniform! That would look snappy!

Mr Hugo Boss: Mein Fuhrer, while that clearly conveys an asshole vibe, it is hardly intimidating. I recommend sticking with grey, black or olive.

Hitler: Ja, you're right. Can I still use it for the draperies in my bunker?
by el hombre corriendo January 1, 2009
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Nantucket Sleighride

WHALING.... DUDE a "Natucket Sleighride" is a WHALING term....

Dear God....
Example.... isnt it pretty self explainatory?
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natzi

1)adolf hitlar
2)ugly person
3)a perverted frog with a shot gun
1)FUCKIN NATZIS
2)OMG cover ur eyes its a natzi!
3)RUN AWAY ITS A NATZI!!!!!!!!!!SHIT!
by u8hyguyghj February 1, 2003
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Nantucket mist

the cooling spary of secretion that projectiles out of the vagina when a girl quifs
Aaron was going donw on Megan for a good hour when she let out a gigantic Nantucket mist, that felt quite refreshing
by JizzyJake38 December 9, 2010
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grammar natzi

A person correcting others on spelling/grammar mistakes when it isn't the time or place for language lectures.

synonym: spelling natzi.
Civilian: "bwhahaha dey pwnorz u wif there carbine!"

SS: "dude, you don't say 'there', it's their! n00b!"

Joe: "Bgone grammar natzi fascist! ur kinds not welcome in thes lands!"
by Galahad March 19, 2008
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Street Natzi

"that street natzi just gave me a parking ticket!"
by someone who doesent care October 11, 2008
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nantucket

The place where I go every summer and my family was the first in our town in our generation to go and now EVERYONE goes, but its still AWESOME!
Force 5 watersports is the best store in nantucket
by shana June 11, 2006
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