Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
by basilbrush October 19, 2008
Get the I shit myself empty mug.A very versatile and changeable phrase, usually meaning something like "I accidentally hurt myself".
Can also be used with other pronouns/people/things.
Can also be used with other pronouns/people/things.
"Holy shit, where'd you get that gash?"
"I went to Chelsey's and there were this knife on some counter and I accidentally myself."
"These hot dogs are fucking delicio- Oh shit! I just accidentally my shirt with the ketchup."
"You should've been there. Some guy was cruising right past us showing off his car and he accidentally himself into a bus."
OR "he accidentally his car into a bus."
"I went to Chelsey's and there were this knife on some counter and I accidentally myself."
"These hot dogs are fucking delicio- Oh shit! I just accidentally my shirt with the ketchup."
"You should've been there. Some guy was cruising right past us showing off his car and he accidentally himself into a bus."
OR "he accidentally his car into a bus."
by Lovette Cher April 10, 2010
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One who is celibate intentionally or unintentionally like the famous singer Morrissey who was famously celibate for much of his life.
by Steven Patrick Moore March 24, 2008
Get the saving myself for Morrissey mug.For a certain cause such as laughing, fear, or waiting to long you pee without warning into your pants making a visible stain where your pee was running depending on what your wearing.
i had a friend over, he was playing a one-player game. i stood behind him, and i just started peeing. "oh my god, i just peed my pants" i said. my friend didn't belive me so i showed my jeans. i like peeing myself
by Mr.troopmom June 22, 2009
Get the Peeing myself mug.This term is used to describe the feeling one gets when droppin' that thizzle*.
*Please see definition of thizzle
Other uses may include the word "yoself" in replace of "myself". Turning the word from first person to second person.
*Please see definition of thizzle
Other uses may include the word "yoself" in replace of "myself". Turning the word from first person to second person.
by Big Jon a.k.a Mr. Biggs December 28, 2004
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What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P
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