mutton dagger

red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.

I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.

by Jon, Fred, Phil. July 31, 2003

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mutton shutters

Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try

by POWER B May 13, 2003

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mutton drapes

vulva; beef curtains

His throbbing thrill hammer eased its way into her puffy mutton drapes

by Statler April 21, 2008

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Muttonbox

1. Derogatory term for a woman's vagina.

1. "Hey Claud, come check this porn out... This chick's muttonbox is getting totally crushed by this dudes meatsnorkel."

2. Stacy has one of the loosest muttonboxs' on the planet, exclaimed Lyle. It is like throwing meat down a well, it just doesn't touch sides, he further explained.

by Towelie &the stinkhole bashers January 7, 2010

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Mitten State

One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."

The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."

by ProMich December 14, 2011

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