Mutton Humper

Somebody who loves to shag sheep. Common amongst the welsh, Kiwis and Aberdeen FC supporters.

The mutton humpers have been at my fucking flock again!

by StrawberrySpamm January 12, 2009

mumorpeger

A different way to say MMORPG. (Massively multiplayer online role-playing game)

Dude 1:Hey I just bought a new mumorpeger!
Dude 2:That's cool but I'm sticking with WoW!

by Yappy123 February 21, 2009

Dikembe Mutombo

When you stick your dick and wave it back and forth in a woman's vagina as she's about to give birth, as means to block the child from entering the world.

"Aye yo, my boy Tug did a Dikembe Mutombo on his wife as she was trying to deliver!"

by Thug Roy February 8, 2022

greacy mutton

a term used for when a onld lady usually between the age of 70-80 finds her sex drive again only to find her pum is all dryed and old. so mass lubercation is needed.

"dude y did u fuck that gilf"
"i dunno man big mistake tho she had a greacy mutton"

by 02ginge February 9, 2009

Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye October 26, 2008

matmos

The term given to a space-hopping enthusiast

He is such a matmos, I think he goes by the names of 'the stealth hopper.'

by Lauros January 17, 2011

mummoth

That friends mum who has the quality's of a mammoth being giant and hairy such magnificent creatures can be spotted in poor, small working class homes caring for their children and protecting them from the outside.

Boy(15): come to mine so we can eat veggie pizza

Friends: no, the mummoth will get us

by domydeek December 15, 2014