mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

by messy bun October 13, 2017

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

Muqtar

Muqtar is a loving and sweet guy with s good heart. He doesn’t show it but he’s a softy. He’s a very popular guy and he’s liked among his friends. He has an amazing sense of humour. He has loads of friends on Snapchat and recieves too many snaps. He is a total ladies man. A guy that everyone likes

Wait you know muqtar, lmao who doesn’t. What a guy!

by {mb} December 5, 2018

Mustard flower

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard

I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower

by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018

mustard buster

Mustard Busting is the act of jerking off with mustard smeared over ones cock

“My Cock is yellow and tingly, i must be a mustard buster.. actually ima go home and mustard bust right now!!” -Gage Gus

by mattnotgus September 24, 2019

Mukhtar Alabi

Tall sexy athletic man. Most likely to be in a happy relationship with a Hameedah. Handsome, Funny, attracts all the girls, and frequently gets in trouble. Also has a massive dick

Just look at Mukhtar Alabi and Hameedah happy together

by Randomizer661 April 19, 2022

Mustard Jones

When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.

"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"

by Mustard Jones November 2, 2022