mudslide crush

When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you

Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh

by PiDeltaSlime August 29, 2019

antelope mudslide

Something horrendous

Maffew: Wrestling names - animal reference and a natural disaster
Jack: Mate I’ve got one straight away
Maffew: go ahead
Jack: antelope mudslide, that’s my wrestler name
Maffew: that sounds disgusting

Jack: that’s my version of the gorilla monsoon name
Maffew: you look so innocent and you come out with something like that
Jack: it’s probably on urban dictionary with something horrendous under it

by AntelopeMudslider November 14, 2020

Murray mudslide

Upper decker + Blumpkin = Murray mudslide

Cody was being a cunt so we ran a Murray mudslide down the tank

by Hank scorpion October 28, 2020

Mongolian Mudslide

When you have to release your fecal matter but have a sports practice, so you let it out in your compression shorts. Thus, creating a mudslide like environment in your pants with your own feces.

I had soccer practice after school and had no time to use the bathroom, so i ended up with a mongolian mudslide.

by Chet chu betcha September 13, 2017

yellow mudslide

The act of shoving a funnel into a urethra and defecating into the funnel.

Did you hear Stacy got mad at Matt and gave him a Yellow Mudslide in his sleep?

by Ranpu February 16, 2017

Siberian mudslide

A Siberian mudslide can be performed via multiple sexual positions and among both heterosexual and homosexual partners, however doggystyle is the preferable position for maximum value. It is also recommended that you ingest a large helping of horse laxatives approximately 30-40 minutes before sex. After ejaculating onto your partner's back (preferably as high as possible without entering the neck area), quickly point your anus onto the semen that you've just laid and defecate as much as possible before your partner moves. Your partner will quickly realize what is transpiring, causing him or her to quickly jump up, thus causing the whitish-brown semen feces explosion to slide down his or her back, thus resembling an icy mudslide in Siberia.

Mike 1: Yo you'll never guess what I did to my wife last night!

Mike 2: Dude what???

Mike 1: I took 30 grams of pure bear laxatives, came on her back and gave her a good old Siberian mudslide.

Mike 2: Dude no way, let me get some of those laxatives and I'll try it tonight!

by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 10, 2017

Michigan Mudslide

The Michigan mudslide is when you pay a stripper $50 in Kohl’s cash to shit in a glass of Rumchata and Goldschlager

I paid a woman in Kohl’s cash the poop in my drink she gave me ole’ Michigan Mudslide

by Poopyturdsmcgee April 17, 2023