Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.
by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019
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who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning
Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!
by Faggotier2 April 11, 2019
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“Eww look at that mooch trying to get a ciggy” AD AM KP
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A singular segment of a clementine
That clementine looks yummy! Can I have a mooch?
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Someone who never offers anything and weasels their way into somewhere they weren't invited. Commonly found in the sale aisle at dollar general. Often gets defensive when asked to contribute.
Dude that Richmond kid was mooching super hard last night. Ya bro only time I hear from him is around holidays during the summer. Don't you have a beach condo bro? Ya Dude.
by BSSmith June 04, 2020
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A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder
Why are you living in my grandma's house get the f*** out don't mooch help a pay
by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 07, 2018
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