I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.
by Mooch man May 18, 2019
Get the Moochmug. To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:
-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced
- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced
- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
by SapientChaos July 31, 2017
Get the Moochedmug.
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Get the Moochmug. *"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*
"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*
by Ralando July 31, 2017
Get the Moochedmug.