monastra

The definition of Monastra is a male who is sneaky, shady, greasy grifter. A soulless creature that lurks and preys on powerless victims for their own gratification typically because they are sexually inadequate. They have highly addictive personalities and are prone metal illness. Never, never trust a male Monastra.

The female version of Monastra is the opposite. They are trustworthy, kind, compassionate and beautiful inside and out with unmatched passion for the peace and all that is light in the world.

"That guy is a narcissist. He's the worst type of conman, he's a total Monastra, so don't trust him."
"She is the girl of my dreams, a total Monastra babe! She will be my wife one day!"

by babelious April 16, 2014

mohnson

another term for insane

man your mohnson you should be in a mohnson asylum

by maxpower March 8, 2005

Mones

Another word of "Money".

"How much mones you stacking Sam?", "Ay man, I ain't got no mones on me right now."

by RealOGthugg July 24, 2017

Mohssen

Sexy ass guy from Iran who starts school every year the day before 9/11
Likes to suck dick and a complete asshole

Wow, look at that guy, he's such a Mohssen

by Ifkedurmum September 29, 2019

monism

New age universal concept that all is one.

Theoretically any worship religion of a diety is meaningless for a monistic being.

by K-OS May 28, 2005

monosexual

A person who has sex only with themselves.

No one I know can satisfy me, so I am monosexual.

by ND494 January 20, 2005

Mones

When a woman has exhibits behaviors that are caused by a hormonal imbalance such as here pre-menstrual period. Mones is short for hormones.

My wife loses her cool this time of month. Its must be her mones acting up.

by ironminh December 16, 2011