frothy mocha latte

n. A refreshingly warm beverage derived from an individual suffering from an extreme case of diarrhea (either naturally or chemically induced). The person producing the frothy mocha latte (FML) must first be anally inseminated before shitting into a coffee mug and serving it to another person.

Whipped cream is permissible as a topping only when the person drinking the FML is actually aware that they have been handed an FML. The FML doubles as both a sick, sexual fetish-type drink and a hell of a good way to exact revenge on a friend.

"man, you gotta try my frothy mocha latte"
"yeah, dude. give me a taste... oh, man. that kinda tastes like shit"

by MDixon's one-eyed charley October 30, 2006

ghetto mocha latte

One with Latino Heritage i.e. Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

Damn bitch when those Ghetto Mocha Lattes gonna finish the work on that intersection.

by Jimmy Black October 4, 2006

Frozen mocha

When you stick a ice cude in a girls ass and she shits out

Kevin took a barista on a date that gave him a frozen mocha. Later that might he gave her one

by Dirtydjango November 2, 2018

iced mocha

the resulting product of freezing ones turds, in order to use them as frozen shit dildos

"imagine my surprise when he opened the freezer and pulled out an iced mocha - i never spoke to him again!"

by nickonasty March 18, 2010

white trash mocha

A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.

Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.

by Chetchez December 12, 2008

mile high mocha club

ultra-exclusive club for espresso mocha fiends wherein their beautifully benevelont barista's give them a discounted price on there usual drink in order to be rewarded with a generous tip.
or hot hot sex.

is that a tip for now or a tip for later?

by le j. November 9, 2004

fucky mocha

A variant of coffee mocha. Usually said to aggravate cashiers at coffee shops. Heavily used by foreigners because they actually think it is pernenounced "fucky mocha" rather than "coffee mocha."

Arab Guy - Ey, i want fucky mocha
Cashier - Excuse me?
Arab Guy - Fucky Mocha!
Cashier - You mean coffee mocha?
Arab Guy - Coffee mocha? Since when it called coffee mocha!?
Cashier - :tard:

by Hidrolyx68 December 15, 2004