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mazzanet

i)
Synonymous with crap.
ii)
Something that won't go away no matter how hard you try to get rid of it.
iii) Something immune to subtle hints to get stuffed.
i) "You scared the mazzanet out of me!"
ii) "It keeps turning up like a mazzanet."
iii) "It was just like a mazzanet, wouldn't go away no matter what I said."
by Sticks May 25, 2003
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mazza

The best thing on the internet. Slick, occasionally silver-tongued rogue. Apparently very good-looking in real life.
Sure, he's hot, but he's got nothing on mazza!
by Carmen Electra February 10, 2005
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Mazzly

Mazzly is a term with wide and varied use. Comes from the nickname, Mazz, given to Hermione, who is basically entirely responsible for the smooth running of a particular store.

1. Being Mazz.
3. Mazz doing her job.
4. A job Mazz would normally do, or a job like one she'd do. (Noun)
5. DOING a job Mazz would normally do, or a job like one she'd do. (Verb)
6. Acting like Mazz.
7. Doing an admin/paperworky/difficult task.
8. Doing something 'necessary' which unavoidably doesn't allow you to serve a customer.
9. A job you'd really rather not do.
10. An essential asset to a plan or general running of an operation.
11. A very busy day, or pressured string of events.
12. A random and uncertain task with utmost importance, but which no one really knows anything about.
13. Being extremely organised and productive.
14. Doing the unavoidable, yet imperative, background work.

etc. and so forth.
Example 1 -
Person1: What are you doing today?
Person2: Ugh! My to-do list is so mazzly! I'm never going to finish.

Example 2 -
Billi was being strangely mazzly today.

Example 3 -
Person 1: Where's Mazz?
Person 2: Off doing something Mazzly in the office, or the fridge, I think...

Example 4 -
Person 1: This job is so goddamn difficult!
Person 2: I know! How mazzly is it?!

Example 5 -
I did so much work today! I was so mazzly!

Example 6 -
Look at this diary! So organised... so mazzly...
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mazzer wazzer hob

a person who gets up in the evry tuesday morning to get a nose job!
my freind abbie <=witch nose c= darn big nose @= abbies nose L= long posh nose all of these are mazzer wazzer hob noses.
by wild-child-lily May 17, 2010
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Mazzy B

by MagicNugget August 6, 2010
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Mazzy

The best musician on the planet but is so fucking annoying and can be really rude. But for the majority of the time she is a thoughtful, ridiculously funny and caring girl. Although her humour can be disturbing, you should always keep her close.

this is the definition of my closest friend.
"Mazzy, your are so annoying"
by tigerqueen16 June 10, 2021
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Bell Mozzarella

A cheesy substance found underneath the foreskin.

Bell mozzarella is similar to bell cheddar but less mature.

Bell mozzarella is usually tangy and fish smelling.
Andrew clean your bellend before that Mozzarella turns into cheddar!!!.

My girlfriend loves my bell when it is full of Bell mozzarella.
by Mr bogangles December 7, 2011
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