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Massapequa Park

Massapequa Park is a quant village located on the south shore of Nassau County, Long Island NY. It is considered by many to be the crown jewel of the Riviera of Long Island. It is part of "the Massapequa's".

Also known as "The Park" by those in the Massapequa area, it is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large population of mid-to-upper middle class families.

From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa Park has some of the best Schools in the entire country. Two of the Elementary schools are in the top 1% bracket in the entire state of NY:

Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary.

Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:
Fairfield
Lockhart
Mckenna
Unqua
Berner Middle School
Ames
Massapequa High School

These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.

2011 population for the Village is 17,300 with 5,762 households, and 4,932 families residing in the Village. The median income for a household in the CDP was $107,181, and the median income for a family was $116,266. Males had a median income of $77,859 versus $57,016 for females.
Massapequa Park is the crown jewel of the Long Island Riviera.

Best place to live on Long Island=Massapequa Park.

Farmingdale will never be like Massapequa, get over it.
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Massachusetts College of Art and Design

One of the nation's oldest art institutions,located in Boston, MA.
Massachusetts College of Art, or "MassArt", is surrounded by a number of other colleges and scary homeless men who wander in and out of Mission Hill.
Common activities include:
Wondering when the Wentworth Bros are going to stop going to the gym, playing xbox, or wearing polos. Bragging over the fact that your dorm includes three bedrooms, a bathroom, kitchen, living room and enough food to last you for days- unless you live in smith and actually leave your dorm to visit the outside world. Sleeping through Introduction to Western Art History lectures until the sound of a jim bean bottle clashing on the cement floor and the teacher screaming obscenities about sexual conquests wakes you up. Knowing that you can get from one end of campus to the other without going outside. Seeing the entire school burn things at the annual "Iron Pour". Getting pissed at your friends at regular universities because they complain about their two hours classes- in comparison to your six hour studios.
How to spot someone who attends MassArt:
A Massarter will ussually be spotted anytime between 11am and 3 am wondering the streets in there skinny jeans, Dr.Marten books while holding a cigarette in one hand and a coffee cup in the other. Other qualities include: thick rimmed classes,wearing tights as pants or having one or more parts of their hair shaved, died or dreaded.
Example:

"Where do you go to college?"
"Massachusetts College of Art and Design.
by imanArt Student April 13, 2010
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Bowling Green Massacre

The worst massacre in U.S history. And to think we didn't do anything about it. RIP Truth.
Moment of silence for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre.
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mass posting

when someone posts a website or a youtube video on more than 1 other person's facebook wall.
Oh hey look at keith again he's mass posting the same youtube video on everyone's wall

that video has been blowing up my news feed because keith has a problem where he cant stop mass posting that video.
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Ceraphin Corporation (stylized as Ceraphin Corporation) is a known as a Private Entertainment Organization, Publisher, and Mass Media Company owned by Werley Nortreus (50%) and The Nortreus Family (50%). Ceraphin Corporation owns and controls many brands or companies in a variety of businesses, including magazines, food & beverage, record label, tv network, radio network, sports outlets, newspapers, movies outlets, theaters, arenas, movies productions, and music outlets. Multiple sources said that Ceraphin Corporation generates $2.5 Million USD as revenue during the years of 2015 to 2017. The company owns more than 20+ brands worldwide that are operating in Canada, USA, Haiti, Dominican Republic, France, Africa, and the UK.
Did you know that Ceraphin Corporation (Mass Media) generates $2.5 Million USD revenue?
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happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show
Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.
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Nuru Massage

A massage performed on an inflated mattress by a hot japanese woman. it is best done nude and with a lot of oil. often ends up with the participants having sex
John paid 100 bucks for a Nuru massage last night, he said it wasn't waisted money cuz it ended in a surprise.
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