Bare minimum

My father Charles 💅🏻🥰

My bare minimum did absolutely nothing for his kids this year! Same old same old!💕

by Heusuqjaksufhs February 19, 2022

Maximum Genocide of every race

The definition is Chuck Norris.

Everyone is dead except us, o my god Maximum Genocide of every race is after us!

by Happygolucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 2, 2007

Minimum Wage Brer

A minimum wage brer is a similar to the terms wasteman and any-guy. Basically a General Loser.

Jasdeep: "Oi, Salim. What was the Quantum Physics Homework?"
Salim: "Bruv, your some Minimum Wage Brer."

by Rouny September 17, 2006

Minimum wage glaze

The glassy eyed, drop jawed, look of absolute confusion when your fast food picture button pusher announces your bill is $4.09 and you give him a five dollar bill and a dime.

I can't believe the fucking illiterate retards we have to deal with these days. I had to encourage this minimum wage glazer to simply plug it into the register and see what happens.

by Read and Write January 27, 2020

Maximum Dippage

Maximum Dippage is where you giving maximum potential

Aka your the shit

She is giving Maximum Dippage

by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

by Compersious June 25, 2019

Minimum

1. Slang used in place of the phrase right on to signify agreeing on a matter at hand. 2. Slang used in place of the word awesome to define an amazing event.

James: I cannot wait to get piss drunk tonight in Las Vegas.
Casey: MINIMUM

Taryn: We are going to have the most minimum time tonight.

by James Davis IV November 5, 2007