online missionary

Those people who post religious stuff online trying to convert you

Guy 1: Bro these online missionary guys are getting of hand
Guy 2: Ikr i saw like 5 youtube shorts today with "jEsUs Is ThE WaY"

by metroFIRE December 6, 2023

Montana missionary

Where a guy named gage/gaige gets sounded and pounded by two goth chicks with 13in strap ons

“Wow man I just had to goth chicks shove 13in strap one in my dick and ass Montana missionary style”-gage/gaige

by Sister do January 20, 2025

Tibetan Missionary

The act of fucking dead goat roadkill in missionary, a ritual among the Tibetan people. Often done as a token of good luck.

My father pulled over on the side off the road to do Tibetan missionary with the dead goat roadkill.

by Urban Dictionary Publishing March 1, 2025

feral missionary

when a man (WITH RABIES) pulls out at the last second, busts on the woman’s face and then scratches and/or bites her face with the semen still on it

greg: woah did you hear that samantha got rabies!
bob: yeah man, josh gave her feral missionary

by Gygoat Zeppeak May 4, 2025

three minute missionary

A person who is boring in bed.

"Harry is such a three minute missionary"

by Nozziee May 31, 2018

Hitler’s Missionary

When you’re having sex with a girl in missionary while under the blankets and she Dutch Ovens you and makes you keep going.

Friend 1: Hey dude how was it?

Friend 2: it was crazy, we were fucking and she forced me into Hitler’s Missionary, but I think I liked it.

by Steven112902 March 25, 2026

Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary

A secret sex position that has been passed down throughout my family tree for generations. It's like the holy grail of sex positions that even masters of the act of procreation struggle at doing; don't even think of attempting this as an amateur.

"My side-chick was acting up so I had to Reverse Angular Polyphiloprogenitive Pulchritudinous Bifurcation Missionary that bitch."

by Xx_KingOfAn4lGravy_xX October 16, 2023