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Misty mountain hop

A drinking game in which you have four beers and four joints. It is then your job to finish all of the joints and beers while alternating between the two.
Let’s do the misty mountain hop tonight. I got beat by my dad last night and I’m trying to forget about it for a little.
by Gary.. June 11, 2018
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Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
by Gercoff February 2, 2023
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misty sombrero

When you get in a tickle fight with your buddy and he laughs so hard it makes him pee a little, but you have a hat on to prevent splashback.
Oh man, that was some misty sombrero!
by boomdang February 10, 2023
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Misty

When you cut the fool, and immediately get called out for it and blocked.
Don't make up a string of lies trying to get the girl outta your league, or you'll find yourself getting misty'd.
by Spicyslick February 19, 2023
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Pissty Misty

The eratic flow of urine out of a cum clogged penis head.
Person 1: Why did you piss all over the bathroom?
Person 2: I'm sorry i was dealing with pissty misty from our adventures earlier.
by anonymous February 3, 2024
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Misty

She is love

She is heart
She is laughter

She is tears
The one with whom to share the.years

She is family
She is loyal

She's a queen

An absolute Royal.
Here comes Misty

She will make everything better
by Bialys February 5, 2024
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Misty

It's like a Karen but worse.

The ultimate triangulater of family and friends. They will overtly gaslight and when you point out their lies they will start crying and start saying all the good they do hence "Misty"

A person that will be sweet and caring to your face but then talk very bad behind your back.
This person is the ultimate covert narcissist
She or he is always the hero of every situation for others but simultaneously the victim of their own heroism. They look down on everyone and truly believe they are better than you. They usually come with a simp husband or wife. They might even have 17 dogs and random children they attained through family courts instead of going to therapist or grief counselor they collect dogs and are considered their "emotional support animals" for say miscarriage they had 20 years ago. Everyone has met a Misty at least once in their life.

A misty will complain about a perfume scent and dramatically start getting a migraine and act like they can't breath but doesn't seem to mind the smell of dog urine at all. Mistys are likened to the character ,"Serena "on Handmaid's Tale.
"Hey! did you hear about that Amber Alert?, It was another misty"
"Oh Joe needed help with his car and a misty helped him and now he's being sued because the misty fell while opening the car door. "

"I had misty for a blind date last night and we had to leave because my date started to hyperventilating dramatically because the waitress was wearing rose perfume."
My brothers sister in law is a total misty because she kept making passive aggressive comments about what was served"
by Sunshinecarebear79 October 18, 2023
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