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meltyface

the appearance of one's face when they are too drunk or on too much drugs characterized by almost-closed eyes, open mouth, and slack cheeks. also the state of being too messed up on drugs. someone who is meltyface will have trouble speaking, walking, or basically functioning.
man, I was so meltyface last night. i took way too much", "did you see the pictures from the festival? mary was meltyface the whole time!
by jenkems December 1, 2010
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Milky milkshake

A delicious treat and a AMAZING song by smosh (Anthony Padilla and Ian hecox)
Are you dancing with your milky milkshake?
by Addicted2SMOSH February 20, 2012
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Milly

An amazing girl who is so kind. She will always be by your side no matter what. Some millys have a dark secret that makes them feel depressed inside. They can get too emotionally attached to people quickly. They are beautiful and can sing so good that it people smile when they listen to her. When they act u feel like she is letting herself go and becoming a professional actor. You should keep a Milly by your side because she will always be by yours even when you don't need it. Don't be mean to her and wife her up when you have the change because she is so peng and so kind. Milly will always be herself and won't change for anyone.
Person 1- 'my bestfriend Milly is amazing'
Person 2- 'have you heard her sing? She's so good'
Person 1- 'I never want her to leave my life'
Person 2- 'so many boys want to have her aswell'
by Coolfinmurphpip123 October 24, 2017
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Milly

Milly is the most gorgeous girl I. The world she is often told she is ugly and that hurts her but if you met her she is sweet on the outside as well the inside.
Wow did you see the Milly girl she is stunning
by Milly lover November 28, 2019
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synth x milky

The shipping of synth and eemilky.
wow i totally ship synth x milky they are soooo right for each other
by Neocynical February 2, 2021
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melty man

For the men: Do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants.

He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.

He kills a man's erection.

First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."
Patrick: I don't need any more theories about the melty m--

Jeff: Or he will come.

Steve: And you won't

Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!

Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Mrs. Davenport February 6, 2004
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Miley Destiny Hopelessness

A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
by xTruthxBringerx April 3, 2009
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