Midgelebrity

A person of unusually small stature that is also well known within popular culture, either regardless or because of this stature.

Verne Troyer, Midget Mac, Gary Coleman, Wee Man, and Webster could all be considered a midgelebrity.

by Screenjunkie August 20, 2008

Midge mites

The little fucking annoying flies that come out on hot days just before dusk and follow you. They also come back in 5 to 6 seconds if you run for a bit to get away from them.

Sue: What are all these little flies around my head

Tom: There 'Midge Mites'

Sue: What the fuck are 'Midge Mites'

Tom: Run

by Monk the holla da wonk November 5, 2009

Midgeek

A person who doesn't quite fit in with either geeks or mainstream popular people. They're a bit geeky and a bit popular but never one or the other. Can be used as a positive or a negative.

Steve's jokes are so geeky, and he loves the 80's" "Yer, but he is going to that party tonight, gotta be kinda cool right?" "Hmm he must be a Midgeek"

by DeadAwakeUK April 12, 2011

Midgety

Something possessing the body type of a midget.

"Their midgety bodies barely reached five feet"

by gotenibehe October 25, 2014

midget love

2 very short people that like each other, the short boy generally rejects the short girl.

poppy- wagwan g, i midget love ya
alex- aw soz g. dont rlly like yas back

by tiddlestiddletiddles November 15, 2019

Midget Stripper

A job for the vertically challenged. Usually found at “business” conferences in New Orleans.

Hey Jeremy I’m only 3ft tall and I come with my own portable suitcase, can I be a midget stripper please?

by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020

midget siting

when you see a midget break up with your significant other...
Popular saying most common in Northeast America. Seeing a midget is a sign to end your relationship and move on.

*walking past a midget*
"Hey Jon... we just saw a midget and now I have to break up with my boyfriend..."
"We both know the saying about midget sitings and breaking up with your significant other... must be a sign"

by putitinmybussy April 24, 2022