Meatini

A variation on the traditional Martini where an "Au Jus" sauce is substituted for the vermouth. Tastes best with Vodka rather than Gin, though both are acceptable.

A seared beef cube can be added as an optional garnish.

"Mmm, this Meatini is delicious"
"Gosh, only real men would drink such a drink, let us sleep together immediately!"

by Beerio December 30, 2009

Mattias

That boy that can turn anyone’s frown into a smile within seconds. He’s one of the sweetest, caring, amazing, most handsome boy you’ll ever meet. He knows how to cheer you up and make everything okay, he’ll make you feel like you’re the most important person in the world. He’s also very athletic and is an amazing soccer player. He’s very dedicated to what he does and you can always count on him to be a team player.

girl 1: do you see that handsome boy?

girl 2: yeah dude that’s mattias!!

by datfidgetgurl11 September 13, 2021

Mattia'd

When you're doing anything and you do it to the absolute worst of your ability. You could not have possibly fucked that up any more.

"I just mattia'd that round sorry guys'

by Sleepless Jack March 31, 2022

Matti Alanen

Matti Alanen is funniest finnish youtuber who is for homo marry in Finland. He looks like a similarly funny person from kralovehradecky kraj.

Hi do you like homo marry ? Yes I do. Are you from Finland or Kralovehradecky kraj ? Yes I am from Finland. Then you are Matti Alanen

by Matti Alanen May 9, 2022

green meeting

A convening of regularly scheduled work meeting where no new business appears on the agenda. A recapitulation of old business is recycled for the purposes of 1.) the perception that progress is being made 2.) being a sounding board for the boss 3.) avoiding the addition of a new meeting with new responsibilities into the original meeting time slot. In short, a waste of valuable time.

Co-worker A: How was your meeting?

Co-worker B: We discussed nothing new and no progress has been made. It was a green meeting.

by K-Trailer December 2, 2010

Ba Meetings

"Beans Anonymous" . . . a weekly occurring gathering of disciples (see Eric2) to overcome their beans addiction. Ran by Chief Head Master Holy God Lord OverLord WarLord SupremeLord Doctor Professor PhD ABC 123 McNuggets. There is often music from bands such as Bean Day, Kasabean, Ocean Color Bean and Heinz Ferdinand. For snacks they eat bean flavored crisps, bean flavored peanuts, bean flavored crackers and beans.

Hey, McNuggets! When are the next Ba Meetings scheduled for?

by Probably . . . November 22, 2013

liquid meeting

After work drink or lunch with colleagues/customers with excessive alcohol consumption.

she : gone be home early today?
he : sorry, got a liquid meeting.

by Vinqe December 17, 2014