Meatini 

A variation on the traditional Martini where an "Au Jus" sauce is substituted for the vermouth. Tastes best with Vodka rather than Gin, though both are acceptable.

A seared beef cube can be added as an optional garnish.

"Mmm, this Meatini is delicious"
"Gosh, only real men would drink such a drink, let us sleep together immediately!"

Meatini by Beerio December 30, 2009

meating 

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

meating by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

meltini 

A cocktail consisting of the remainder of your previous alcoholic beverage, mixed with water from the melted ice of that drink.

After I finished my old-fashioned on the rocks, I stayed to watch the end of the game and sip my meltini.

meltini by Avocado Camisado July 21, 2021

Donut Meating Contest

Two or more males make a bet on how many donuts they can place and hold (for a certain pre-determined amount of time) on their penises. Whoever is victorious must give the donuts a new glazing by cumming all over them. After the donuts are "glazed", the losers of the competition must eat the donuts that belonged to the winner. This contest is a test of length and endurance.

"Yo dude, last night I was able to win my first ever Donut Meating Contest"

Donut Meating Contest by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 1, 2006

meating 

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

meating by orangefizzlebiz January 21, 2009

Meating 

Assaulting another guys dick with your own.

Tom is meating Bob.

Meating by Teh Zaga March 17, 2010

Meating Around

The act of swinging your penis around in a circular motion

Jeff: I heard Jake likes meating around
Nathan: I love meating around too! Is it weird?
Jeff: ....

Meating Around by Bobbo Bobbie July 21, 2017