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the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.
I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..
by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016
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The Penthouse Method

When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.
That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!
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The hook method

When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together
"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"
by Kram Mailliw June 10, 2017
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The Luan Method

The Luan Methdod- A method to help shifting realities. Here’s how you do it!
1- Drink lots of water.
2- Eat something.
3- Have a shower if preferred.
4- Lay in a comfy position.
5- Think about the people in your desired reality and what they look or sound like.
6- Think of the stuff you will do there.
7- you will feel tingles.
8- Repeat affirmations (I am.. I am..)
9- After some time you will feel the room spinning or you will feel light, like your floating.
10- When you are sure of the symptoms, think fo your desired reality bedroom.
11- Count to 100.
12- Sleep.
The Luan Method helps me shift!
by Britishtoiletpaper June 3, 2021
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munga method

Person 1: I’m thinking of saving some toilet paper by just having a shower afterwards.
Person 2: That’s a bit of a munga method, sir
by Snaguage November 10, 2021
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method head

Someone who is so addicted to performing the steps of any process so precisely and in the right order that it is likely more unhealthy than methamphetamine itself.
He is such a method head he cant accomplish the simplest of tasks without stressing out everyone involved.
by timeformetoflyeeeeI November 21, 2013
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Drake method

Implying a method of anti-pregnant: pour hot sauce into condoms to kill sperm
Yesterday, I have the best sex ever and then I used the Drake method.
by Kskskskssksk January 17, 2022
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