Matching Pfp

A matching profile is often used by e-couples or by pushy friends. It can be (and often is) cringy and/or annoying to other users. These users also usually have (if they're dating) their status/mood as "taken by generic person." And if they're on the younger side, most are 14-17 and i mean the 13 year olds, they either bitch or talk about their S/O.

e-dater: omg this matching pfp with my e-boyfriend so cutee </3

human: oh my god shut the fuck up no one cares. your relationship wont work out god damn.

by entricide January 22, 2021

Does the carpet match the drapes?

An annoying, rather bothersome question. It is suggested to return as described:

"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"There's no carpet, it's just hardwood."

by ahelpfulstranger May 15, 2016

MechaJesus

Used to describe an object or person of undescribable power.

Holy shit jawn, you see that boxer. He beat the shit out of that guy like he was MechaJesus.

by Junpei Takayama October 9, 2004

Can a match box

Question 2 in The Impossible Quiz which is a wordplay.
The answer is "no but a tin can" (C) because the question doesn't mean a matchbox, but it asks if a MATCH CAN DO BOXING, and the answer is "no but a tin can" because it also doesn't mean a tin can but instead, it means that a TIN CAN DO BOXING.

Can a match box?
A. Yes
B. No
C. No, but a tin can
D. Yes, one beat Mike Tyson

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 8, 2021

Beat Matching

When you be smacking the sirloin and the rhythm matches the porn that you're watching.

Uhhh, smack, Uhh, smack. Man as a pasty red head from Oslo that's so rejected. I feel an affinity and a similarity to Tyrell from L.A. in the hit feature "Tricky Nicky get Sticky Icky (with my 10 inch black cock)" Oh check it out, I'm beat matching and I didn't even realize it, where do I send fanmail?

by Dr. Ian Super July 2, 2007

texas tornado match

a gimmick tag team match in pro wrestling

In a texas tornado match, both members of each tag team are allowed in the ring. Essential, you have 4 wrestlers and 1 referee in the ring. In order to win, BOTH members of the opposing team have to be pinned or made to submit or disqualified or counted out.

by Super Guy February 4, 2004

gas and match

to burn someone's possessions, usually out of anger or spite

Man, you see Marcus on da news in his drawlz wit' his house on fire?! I told him if he got caught creepin' that his lady would gas and match his shit, and sure enough I was right!

by dookeyboy November 23, 2010