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Dark Messenger

Name of the final battle song against Kuja in Final Fantasy IX. Dark Messenger, also called The Darkness of Eternity in Dissidia, incorporates Kuja's second theme, Immoral Melody.

Perhaps Square's most underwhelming battle, this song more than makes up for it.
Kay, Deathguise killed. I'm gonna go save, use a tent, and then check my Black Holes to see if I have enough to spam Kuja with. If I don't then more Dark Messenger.
by Dancing Mad February 26, 2011
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Gateway Messenger Theory

Very similar to "gateway drug theory" which is the theory that the use of less harmful drugs may lead to a future risk of using more dangerous hard drugs except the addict moves from more common chat systems like whatsApp, Skype etc back to more older and dangerous ones like BBM Chat.
Guy1: Omg omg omg! BBM is for Android now!
Guy2: So?
Guy1: I need to get it a hit of that BBM again!
Guy2: Ok then..... that;s Gateway Messenger Theory you suffer from.
by neoraj3.0 October 21, 2013
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ole missing

It is when you beat a team you shouldn't and then lose to several teams that you shouldn't.

For example, in 2014, Ole Miss beat 3rd ranked Alabama and 14th ranked Texas A&M only to lose to 24th ranked LSU and unranked Arkansas. Then in 2015, Ole Miss beat 2nd ranked Alabama then lost to 25th ranked Florida, and unranked Arkansas again.
Ole Miss is ole missing for the second year in a row. How do you beat a top 3 Alabama team then lose to an unranked Arkansas two years in a row?
by keg3 January 17, 2016
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Mystic Messenger Addiction

A Mystic Messenger Addiction happens when you start to notice, that you are addicted to the onlinegame Mystic Messenger.
This can happen really quick, so you need to be careful
"Oh I already played three routes but I still don't want to stop..."

Could it be that you have a Mystic Messenger Addiction?
by Pumchön April 28, 2019
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trumps missing ballets

When someone shits on a toilet seat and closes the lid
Oh man last night I had to shit so bad I ended up having to do a “trumps missing ballets”
by Dick2473935427883 December 13, 2021
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kats missing eyelash

Funnehs eyelash that was lost in the mountains and is dearly missed 😔🕊
Funnehs comments: R.I.P kats missing eyelash
by Natsuki’s wife 😍 March 27, 2022
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Shannon Messenger

OH MY GOD IS THAT SHANNON MESSENGER!!!! Oh, never mind, that's just some random person who will never be as cool as Shannon Messenger.
by Glimmer of the Neverseen January 20, 2022
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