mern

(n) southern way of saying man

hey, what u doing, mern?

by redneck billybob August 17, 2003

Mern

Human being. One who is inherently dull, ineptly dressed, unknowingly bland. Tasteless in art and pop culture. Thinks they are cool, but are in actuality no where near socially acceptable.

My date was a total mern; pleated khakis, bad shoes, and to think he thought he was awesome.

by AP & JA August 10, 2006

van der merwe

someone who studies the mysterious properties of metholated spirits.

random guy: "WTF is she doing!!!???"
random chik: "She is studying really hard for her metho exam."
guy: "What a van der merwe"

by The guy upstairs November 25, 2007

Mernt

This word means _________________________
yep at is what it means

Bubba is such a mernt

by albert September 2, 2003

Merna

A perpetually nagging drama queen.

After the 5th phone call Paul had crossed the line he became a merna.

by Hel February 11, 2006

Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie

To create a Rotten Lemon Meringue Pie, first take a pie tin, and shit in it. Pat the shit down as the crust. In a seperate bowl, piss in the bowl and add sugar so it becomes a thick liquid. Place the liquid over the shit in the pie tin. Cum all over the top, and cook it in the oven, before cutting in and eating it.

My friend had this really wierd fetish and decided to make a rotten lemon meringue pie. Gross!

by Master Dan April 13, 2007

Meranda

Meranda is a beautiful, active, happy, energetic, girl. She is always there for you and just wants the best for her friends. All the guys love this girl. There's not one thing not like about her. She is positive and outgoing, and talks to many new people.

1. Did you see Meranda over there?
2. Oh yeah, like the sun, just hotter.
1. Agreed

by Homie49999 May 28, 2019