Beef meaty nonce

Gay pedophile who only eats sausages

He’s a beef meaty nonce

by Daveseaman cum April 23, 2019

meaty ogre

when something is just so average that it reminds you of ogres

John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"

by Mimuxus August 3, 2023

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

meaty shitstain

1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.

There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.

by Appulis June 19, 2017

Meaty Mice

Nipples, Usually Male nipples.

Im going to get dem Meaty Mice!!!

by MeatTrain February 10, 2018

Meaty Clackers

Something you exclaim when you see someone make an extremely bold move. Indicating that he has a large set of testicles.

Matt has some very Meaty Clackers, he's playing fortnite on the school computer even though the teacher just got extremely angry at Logan for playing surviv.io.

by papi12308432 May 29, 2018

the meaty surprise

When the meat of a male touches the woman's pussy until he realises the meat of her is inside him

Luke put his 1 inch dick inside of his cousin Judith and then realises her cock is inside him. She has the meaty surprise

by SneakyManYuk January 9, 2018